Martin Corrigan does not have a shadow. Rather, Martin Corrigan's Shadow has a Martin Corrigan.
When someone throws a coin into a wishing well and thinks dark thoughts, the coin appears in Martin Corrigan's pocket.
Martin Corrigan never passes through doorways. He's just there in the room when you turn around.
Lost a sock in the wash? Martin Corrigan took it. You don't want to know what he's doing with it.
Martin Corrigan's favourite food is terror.
Martin Corrigan CAN believe it's not butter.
Martin Corrigan sometimes outstares the Sun. Eclipses are him winning.
Only Martin Corrigan could kill Rasputin.
All nuclear power plants have a world map showing the suspected location of Martin Corrigan.
Martin Corrigan is the reason alien life has not made contact with humanity.
The first amphibians crawled out of the ocean to try to escape Martin Corrigan.
Dawn zephyr winds aren't really caused by the air warming up. It's Martin Corrigan distantly screaming with rage at the light.
Martin Corrigan would scare anyone's mammy.
Tuesday, 2 October 2007
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